GOT-TO-HAVE GOODS FOR MERMAIDS GONE BAD.

  • 3 – 5 pieces of siren swag each month
    ($30+ retail value in every package!)
  • For women who love all things mermaid – with an edge.
  • Celebrating the sexy freedom of the mermaid way of life
  • Nothing too cutesy or precious – we promise.
    This is for us grown-up mermaids.
I WANT IT!

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We’re a monthly surprise for sexy mermaids,
swimming wicked “Siren Swag Bags” straight to your doorstep.

It’s the freewheeling mermaid lifestyle – in one shiny ass package.

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Is this a well-deserved treat for you
or is it a prezzie for a mer-friend?
What the hell – how about both?!
Choose whatever floats your boat, darling.

We source the siren swag.

Leave it to us to find you
mermaid-inspired surprises –
the sassy, the sexy, the scandalous,
and so much more!

You get cool mermaid shit.

Around the 10th of each month,
your Siren Swag Bag will arrive,
you’ll unwrap your mer-loot,
and you’ll be fucking delighted.

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